Just in: Elon Musk Buys Out Vice.com to Personally Fire Everyone
In a move that has left the tech and media worlds reeling, eccentric billionaire Elon Musk has acquired the edgy news outlet Vice.com. But the … Read more
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Elon Musk, Bill Maher Join Forces: “Rip The Woke Mind Virus”
In a recent episode of Real Time with Bill Maher, the well-known host and the world’s richest entrepreneur, Elon Musk, teamed up to wage war … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk Proposes To Replace Mark Zuckerberg With Tesla bot
In a surprising twist of events, Elon Musk, the tech billionaire and founder of Tesla, SpaceX, Neuralink, and the Boring Company, has put forth an … Read more
Whoopi Goldberg: ‘Fox News Is Now Better Without Tucker Carlson’
In a shocking revelation, Whoopi Goldberg, the outspoken co-host of “The View” and longtime advocate for liberal values, has finally found common ground with her … Read more
Just in: Anheuser-Busch to Rebrand Bud Light After Elon Musk’s Criticism
Anheuser-Busch, the world’s largest brewing company, has announced a bold new rebrand for their popular Bud Light beer after Twitter CEO Elon Musk criticized their … Read more
Tucker Carlson: Elon Musk has done a service to Humanity by taking down Bud Light
In a bizarre and unexpected twist of fate, former Fox News host Tucker Carlson has taken to Twitter to publicly praise Elon Musk after being … Read more
Anheuser-Busch Kisses Bud Light Goodbye Due To Elon Musk
In a stunning turn of events, the iconic Bud Light has been discontinued after Anheuser-Busch’s PR stunt backfired and resulted in a brutal Twitter takedown … Read more
Just in: Anheuser-Busch Blames Elon Musk for Declining Sales
In a bizarre turn of events following the Bud Light fiasco involving their partnership with transgender TikTok star Dylan Mulvaney, beer titan Anheuser-Busch has inexplicably … Read more
‘I will NOT back down!’: Tucker Carlson Breaks Silence In a Cryptic Video After Being Fired From Fox News
After days of silence following his abrupt departure from Fox News, Tucker Carlson has finally spoken up in a perplexing yet determined video statement shared … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk Bans Fox News From Twitter After Tucker Carlson Firing
In an unprecedented move, Twitter head honcho and part-time Mars enthusiast, Elon Musk, has taken it upon himself to ban Fox News from the social … Read more
Just In: Tucker Carlson Exposes Fox News Dramatically After Being Fired
In a shocking turn of events, Fox News’ top-rated host, Tucker Carlson, has dropped a bombshell, claiming that the Murdoch family is planning to sell … Read more
Anheuser Busch CEO Apologizes to Elon Musk, Admits “Lawsuit Was a Mistake”
In a bizarre turn of events, Anheuser Busch CEO, Michel Doukeris, has publicly apologized to Tesla and SpaceX CEO Elon Musk after the beer tycoon … Read more