Breaking: Mark Zuckerberg Sues Elon Musk For Blowing Up His Satellite
In an event that could easily be mistaken for a plotline from a sci-fi blockbuster, Mark Zuckerberg, the man behind the social media monolith Meta … Read more
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Just in: Elon Musk Blows Up Mark Zuckerberg’s Satellite
In an unprecedented development in the ongoing saga between two of the world’s most influential tech moguls, Elon Musk’s SpaceX has reportedly interfered with one … Read more
Breaking: Whoopi Goldberg Sues Gordon Ramsay For Throwing Her Out Of The Restaurant
In a bizarre twist worthy of reality television, Oscar-winning actress Whoopi Goldberg has cooked up a lawsuit against renowned chef and restaurateur Gordon Ramsay. Her … Read more
Breaking: Elon Musk Joins Zuck’s Newly Launched ‘Threads’
In a stunning twist in the tech world narrative, Elon Musk, the CEO of Twitter, has reportedly joined Threads, the new social media platform launched … Read more
Breaking: Bud Light Suffers Billions in Losses Immediately After Appointing Whoopi Goldberg as Their Brand Ambassador
In an already tumultuous year for Bud Light, the brand finds itself in another quandary. Only days after announcing Whoopi Goldberg as their new brand … Read more
‘It’s Personal Now Lizard Boy’: Elon Musk Takes A Jab At Zuckerberg For Copying Twitter
Elon Musk, the mercurial head of Twitter, has never been one to mince words. True to form, he recently fired a verbal salvo at Mark … Read more
Alec Baldwin Lashes Out at Elon Musk on ‘The View’: “Musk Is A Scumbag”
Renowned actor Alec Baldwin is no stranger to controversy, and his recent appearance on ‘The View’ was no exception. In a candid conversation that caught … Read more
Breaking: Bud Light Appoints Whoopi Goldberg as Brand Ambassador in a Bold Strategy to Boost Sales
In a twist that seems more fitting for a Hollywood screenplay than real life, beleaguered beer giant Bud Light has announced its latest move to … Read more
Breaking: Budweiser Suffers A Loss Of $1 Billion Due To Elon Musk
A tumultuous time in the beer industry has just become more dramatic. Budweiser, the beer giant, has reportedly taken a massive hit of $1 billion, … Read more
Anheuser-Busch CEO Begs Red State Drinkers: “Please Drink Our Beer, We’re Going Broke”
It’s not often that a company CEO makes a personal plea to customers, particularly those of a brand as established as Bud Light. However, the … Read more
Breaking: NFL Ends Partnership, Bans Bud Light for Life
With a reputation for hosting some of the most iconic advertising campaigns in television history, the National Football League (NFL) has long stood as a … Read more
Breaking: Whoopi Goldberg Expresses Anger at Elon Musk, Gets Immediately Kicked Off ‘The View’
In a shocking turn of events, beloved Hollywood actress and co-host of the popular TV talk show, ‘The View,’ Whoopi Goldberg, found herself asked to … Read more