Breaking: Fox News Is Going Broke After Tucker Carlson’s Exit, Loses Billions
Oh, the turn of events. Not so long ago, Fox News was flying high, proudly roosting atop the cable news ratings, and exuding the confidence … Read more
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Just in: Alyssa Milano Cites Elon Musk as Cause of Career and Life Upheaval
Alyssa Milano, a renowned Hollywood actress and activist, has made headlines by blaming tech mogul Elon Musk for the upheaval in her life and career. … Read more
Breaking: Elon Musk Finds Himself In A $100 Billion Pickle, Courtesy of Anheuser-Busch
In a parallel universe where the stakes of corporate squabbles are as high as Elon Musk’s rockets, the Tesla and SpaceX CEO finds himself on … Read more
Breaking: Whoopi Goldberg Flees ‘The View’ in Tears After Face-Off with Elon Musk
In an alternate reality that could easily be the plotline for a dystopian sitcom, Whoopi Goldberg, famed actress and co-host of ‘The View’, ended up … Read more
Breaking: Bud Light Just Got ‘Cancelled’
In a surprising and dramatic turn of events, Bud Light, the beer giant that once dominated the American beer landscape, has been effectively ‘cancelled’. This … Read more
Breaking: Gordon Ramsay Apologizes To Whoopi Goldberg For Throwing Her Out Of His Restaurant
In a stunning development that has left the world of celebrity feuds utterly flabbergasted, the famously fiery and blunt Gordon Ramsay has issued an apology … Read more
Breaking: Mark Zuckerberg Sues Elon Musk For Blowing Up His Satellite
In an event that could easily be mistaken for a plotline from a sci-fi blockbuster, Mark Zuckerberg, the man behind the social media monolith Meta … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk Blows Up Mark Zuckerberg’s Satellite
In an unprecedented development in the ongoing saga between two of the world’s most influential tech moguls, Elon Musk’s SpaceX has reportedly interfered with one … Read more
Breaking: Whoopi Goldberg Sues Gordon Ramsay For Throwing Her Out Of The Restaurant
In a bizarre twist worthy of reality television, Oscar-winning actress Whoopi Goldberg has cooked up a lawsuit against renowned chef and restaurateur Gordon Ramsay. Her … Read more
Breaking: Elon Musk Joins Zuck’s Newly Launched ‘Threads’
In a stunning twist in the tech world narrative, Elon Musk, the CEO of Twitter, has reportedly joined Threads, the new social media platform launched … Read more
Breaking: Bud Light Suffers Billions in Losses Immediately After Appointing Whoopi Goldberg as Their Brand Ambassador
In an already tumultuous year for Bud Light, the brand finds itself in another quandary. Only days after announcing Whoopi Goldberg as their new brand … Read more
‘It’s Personal Now Lizard Boy’: Elon Musk Takes A Jab At Zuckerberg For Copying Twitter
Elon Musk, the mercurial head of Twitter, has never been one to mince words. True to form, he recently fired a verbal salvo at Mark … Read more