Breaking: Jason Aldean Files A $100 Billion Lawsuit Against CMT
In what could be the most audacious crossover event between country music and courtroom drama since Johnny Cash covered the “Law & Order” theme song … Read more
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Breaking: Blake Shelton Stands Tall for Jason Aldean, Ditches $50 Million Project with CMT
In an era where loyalty is as scarce as a flat note in a Dolly Parton song, country music superstar Blake Shelton has shown us … Read more
Breaking: CMT Loses $200 Billion in a Day After Pulling Jason Aldean’s Hit Song
In a twist that could inspire a whole new genre of country music, possibly titled “Big Business Blues,” Country Music Television (CMT) managed to plunge … Read more
Breaking: Country Superstar Jason Aldean’s Anti-Woke Song “Try That in a Small Town” Wakes Up at #1 on iTunes
In what we are deeming an “only in America” moment, Jason Aldean’s ‘anti-woke’ hit “Try That In A Small Town” has ascended to the #1 … Read more
Breaking: Whoopi Goldberg Fired From ‘The View’ Unexpectedly
In a shocking turn of events that could have been ripped straight from a satirical sitcom, Whoopi Goldberg, the indomitable co-host of ‘The View,’ was … Read more
Breaking: New ‘Barbie’ Movie Flops Badly At The Box Office Due To ‘Wokeness’
In a shocking turn of events, the highly-anticipated 2023 American fantasy-comedy, ‘Barbie,’ directed by the innovative Greta Gerwig, has stumbled and fallen flat at the … Read more
Breaking: Anheuser-Busch Wins $50 Billion Lawsuit Against Whoopi Goldberg
In an unprecedented turn of events, Anheuser-Busch, the parent company of Bud Light, has emerged victorious in a surreal $50 billion lawsuit against Whoopi Goldberg. … Read more
Breaking: Geraldo Rivera Vows To Never Return To ‘The View’ Due To ‘Toxic Whoopi Goldberg’
In a twist fit for a daytime drama, Geraldo Rivera, the seasoned journalist known for his illustrious career at Fox News, made an audacious vow. … Read more
Breaking: Elon Musk’s Tesla AI Tags Bud Light Trucks As ‘Woke’
In the latest twist of the ongoing Bud Light saga, Tesla’s self-driving cars have reportedly started to recognize Bud Light’s trucks as ‘woke.’ This unexpected … Read more
‘Sh**ty Beer’: Tucker Carlson Joins The Boycott, Vows To Never Drink Bud Light Again
In a turn of events that no one saw coming, Tucker Carlson, the television personality known for his fiery political commentaries and impassioned monologues, has … Read more
Breaking: Guy Fieri Faces Flak from Whoopi Goldberg on ‘The View’ Post Restaurant Rumble
The melodrama between Whoopi Goldberg and Guy Fieri continues to sizzle, with the latest spat proving to be as juicy as a medium-rare steak fresh … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk Is Going To Turn Mark Zuckerberg From A Billionaire To A Millionaire
In a move that’s causing a seismic shock through Silicon Valley, the notorious Tesla and SpaceX CEO, Elon Musk, has hatched an audacious new plan. … Read more