“Elon Musk Plans to Buy Facebook After January 20th to Regulate Free Speech”
In a surprising turn of events, tech mogul Elon Musk has hinted at plans to purchase Facebook after January 20th, with the goal of regulating … Read more
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NFL Bans Taylor Swift from Attending Chiefs Games Starting Next Season in Berlin
In a surprising turn of events, the NFL has announced that pop superstar Taylor Swift will be banned from attending Kansas City Chiefs games starting … Read more
Whoopi Goldberg Kicked Out of Golden Globes: “People Forget I’m an Actress”
Whoopi Goldberg, one of Hollywood’s most outspoken and iconic figures, has once again made headlines—this time, for being escorted out of the Golden Globe Awards. … Read more
Zachary Levi Turns Down $150 Million Netflix Deal, Declares “Never Serve Woke Netflix”
Zachary Levi, the actor renowned for his roles in *Shazam!* and *Chuck*, recently made headlines when he turned down a monumental $150 million offer from … Read more
Katy Perry Announces UK Tour After $25M Loss on USA Tour, Calls Red Wave “Not Good for Me”
Katy Perry is shifting her focus to the UK after facing a significant financial setback on her recent USA tour. The pop icon, renowned for … Read more
Denzel Washington Turns Down $50 Million Project with ‘Woke’ Tom Hanks, Says ‘I Stay Away From Woke People’
Denzel Washington, one of Hollywood’s most respected and accomplished actors, recently made headlines after reportedly turning down a $50 million collaboration with longtime friend and … Read more
Tom Cruise Turns Down $500 Million Marvel Role Over ‘Woke’ Issues
Tom Cruise, the world-renowned Hollywood icon, has made a splash in the entertainment world by rejecting a stunning $500 million offer from Marvel Studios to … Read more
Jon Voight Rejects $20 Million NFL Ad Deal with Robert De Niro, Refuses to “Work with Woke Creep”
Jon Voight, the celebrated Academy Award-winning actor, has made waves with his firm rejection of a $20 million offer from the NFL. The offer was … Read more
NFL Offers $100 Million to Kid Rock and Jason Aldean for Anthem Performance in Berlin, Says “It’s Free for America”
The NFL has made waves with a groundbreaking offer to two of country music’s biggest stars, Kid Rock and Jason Aldean. The league is reportedly … Read more
MLS Bans Black National Anthem, Sticks to ‘One Flag, One Anthem’ Policy
Major League Soccer (MLS) recently made headlines with a controversial decision to ban the Black National Anthem, also known as “Lift Every Voice and Sing,” … Read more
Mark Wahlberg Turns Down $150M Offer from DreamWorks, Rejects ‘Wokeness for Kids’
Mark Wahlberg, the celebrated actor known for his roles in films like Transformers: Age of Extinction, The Fighter, and Ted, has made headlines recently with … Read more
Sylvester Stallone Rejects $350 Million Disney Movie Role, Says ‘Wokeness is Not My Style’
Sylvester Stallone, one of Hollywood’s most iconic action stars, recently made headlines after rejecting a staggering $350 million offer from Disney to star in a … Read more