Just in: Corporations on Edge as Mulvaney Threatens with Product Endorsements
“Buy this product, or I will!” If you’re wondering what this threat means, you’re not alone. For many, this might sound like an endorsement offer … Read more
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Just in: Target CEO Publicly Admits ‘Yes, We’re Woke’
In a surprising development, Brian Cornell, the CEO of Target Corporation, one of America’s leading retail giants, has publicly admitted, “Yes, we’re woke,” acknowledging the … Read more
Just in: Man Arrested For Drinking Bud Light in Public
In a city renowned for its quirky characters and unexpected incidents, a new chapter unfolded today that left residents shaking their heads in disbelief. An … Read more
Just in: Bud Light Continues To Be More ‘Woke’ Despite The Boycott
The lights remain on at Bud Light, but with each passing day, it seems the company’s motto might as well be “the woker, the better.” … Read more
Just in: Kid Rock Sets Sight On His Next ‘Target’
Kid Rock, the iconic American singer-songwriter and rapper, is no stranger to controversy. Having already set the Internet ablaze with his recent actions involving Bud … Read more
Elon Musk: ‘Nobody Wants To Watch Woke Movies’
Elon Musk, the entrepreneurial titan behind companies like SpaceX and Tesla, has never been one to mince his words. In a world where public figures … Read more
Just in: Chuck Todd To Join Tucker Carlson’s Twitter Show With Elon Musk After Leaving ‘Meet The Press’
In a surprising move that’s been sending shockwaves through the world of journalism, Chuck Todd, the renowned former anchor of CNBC’s “Meet the Press,” has … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk Ponders Acquisition Of ‘Facebook’ For The Sake Of ‘Free Speech
Let’s face it, when Elon Musk makes a move, the world pays attention. Whether it’s launching a Tesla Roadster into space or turning the social … Read more
Just in: ‘Woke’ Twitter Employees Leave The Company
A flurry of feathers in Silicon Valley this week as Twitter’s so-called “woke” employee base collectively handed in their two weeks’ notice. This mass exit, … Read more
Just in: Dylan Mulvaney Sues Kid Rock For $100 Million Over Trans Can Shooting
The recent wave of ‘wokeness’ and the politics surrounding it has manifested into numerous controversies, and today, another headline-grabbing event has unfolded. Dylan Mulvaney, a … Read more
Just In: Target Has Started Using ‘Rainbows’ On Store Entrances to Dissuade ‘Woke’ Gangs
As the old saying goes, “If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em.” But in the case of Target, the adage seems to have morphed into … Read more
President Biden Trips And Falls In Support Of The ‘Woke’ People Rights
In a spectacle that was met with a range of reactions – from horrified gasps to stifled chuckles – President Joe Biden found himself face … Read more