‘Thanks, But No Thanks’: Jets Decline Colin Kaepernick’s Help After Aaron Rodgers’ Leg Injury
In an unexpected twist of fate, the New York Jets, a team that once held dreams of Super Bowl glory in the palm of their … Read more
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‘For My Country’: Oliver Anthony Rejects A Whopping $2 Million Paycheck To Sing National Anthem At Super Bowl
Oliver Anthony, the not-so-unknown crooner of “Rich Men North of Richmond,” a song that took potshots at the capitalist overlords of our time, has now … Read more
Breaking: Bud Light Suffers Billions in Losses After Appointing Colin Kaepernick as Their New Brand Ambassador
In a series of events that could only be described as a marketer’s worst nightmare, Bud Light, America’s former longtime No.1 beer, has found itself … Read more
‘I Care About My Fans’: Oliver Anthony Cancelled A Show Due To High Ticket Prices
In an unprecedented act of musician rebellion, country music sensation Oliver Anthony decided to cancel his own show at the packed Wembley Arena. Why? He … Read more
New: Following Beyoncé, Selena Gomez to Sing ‘Brown National Anthem’ at Upcoming NFL Game
In a shocking turn of events, it seems the National Football League (NFL) has decided to take its desperate quest for woke brownie points to … Read more
‘We Respect Our Artists’: NFL Unbans Beyoncé After Public Apology
In today’s fast-paced digital age, where every tweet, post, or comment can spark a global debate, the National Football League (NFL) found itself in the … Read more
‘Men Can’t Compete with Women’: American Swimming Association Issues Lifetime Ban for Lia Thomas
In an unprecedented move that no one saw coming (or maybe everyone did, depending on which social media echo chamber you inhabit), the American Swimming … Read more
‘Don’t Want Wokeness In My Life’: Sylvester Stallone Rejects Disney’s $500 Million ‘Woke’ Movie Offer
In a move that has left Hollywood’s elite clutching their organic, sustainably-sourced pearls, Sylvester Stallone, the man who taught us all to “fight for what’s … Read more
Just in: Beyoncé Faces Nearly $10 Billion Loss Following ‘Black National Anthem’ Performance at NFL
In today’s fast-paced world, where social media trends can dictate stock market fluctuations and where a celebrity’s every move is scrutinized, dissected, and often blown … Read more
Breaking: Beyonce Apologizes After ‘Alternative National Anthem’, Affirms ‘There’s Only One Anthem’
In the ever-evolving tapestry of pop culture, few moments have resonated as deeply as Beyoncé’s recent performance at an NFL game. The choice to sing … Read more
Breaking: NFL Bans Beyonce For Life For Singing An ‘Alternative National Anthem’ At NFL
In an unexpected and unprecedented move, the National Football League (NFL) announced a lifetime ban on global music icon, Beyoncé. The cause of this startling … Read more
“I Don’t Get Any Respect Either”: Joy Behar to Leave America with Whoopi Goldberg and Megan Rapinoe
As if the nation’s collective shock wasn’t enough with Whoopi Goldberg and Megan Rapinoe announcing their intentions to depart America’s shores, Joy Behar, co-host of … Read more