Breaking: Elon Musk Joins Zuck’s Newly Launched ‘Threads’
In a stunning twist in the tech world narrative, Elon Musk, the CEO of Twitter, has reportedly joined Threads, the new social media platform launched … Read more
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Breaking: Bud Light Suffers Billions in Losses Immediately After Appointing Whoopi Goldberg as Their Brand Ambassador
In an already tumultuous year for Bud Light, the brand finds itself in another quandary. Only days after announcing Whoopi Goldberg as their new brand … Read more
‘It’s Personal Now Lizard Boy’: Elon Musk Takes A Jab At Zuckerberg For Copying Twitter
Elon Musk, the mercurial head of Twitter, has never been one to mince words. True to form, he recently fired a verbal salvo at Mark … Read more
Alec Baldwin Lashes Out at Elon Musk on ‘The View’: “Musk Is A Scumbag”
Renowned actor Alec Baldwin is no stranger to controversy, and his recent appearance on ‘The View’ was no exception. In a candid conversation that caught … Read more
Breaking: Bud Light Appoints Whoopi Goldberg as Brand Ambassador in a Bold Strategy to Boost Sales
In a twist that seems more fitting for a Hollywood screenplay than real life, beleaguered beer giant Bud Light has announced its latest move to … Read more
Breaking: Budweiser Suffers A Loss Of $1 Billion Due To Elon Musk
A tumultuous time in the beer industry has just become more dramatic. Budweiser, the beer giant, has reportedly taken a massive hit of $1 billion, … Read more
Anheuser-Busch CEO Begs Red State Drinkers: “Please Drink Our Beer, We’re Going Broke”
It’s not often that a company CEO makes a personal plea to customers, particularly those of a brand as established as Bud Light. However, the … Read more
Breaking: NFL Ends Partnership, Bans Bud Light for Life
With a reputation for hosting some of the most iconic advertising campaigns in television history, the National Football League (NFL) has long stood as a … Read more
Breaking: Whoopi Goldberg Expresses Anger at Elon Musk, Gets Immediately Kicked Off ‘The View’
In a shocking turn of events, beloved Hollywood actress and co-host of the popular TV talk show, ‘The View,’ Whoopi Goldberg, found herself asked to … Read more
Breaking: Whoopi Goldberg Allegedly ‘Banished’ from ‘The View’ Set Due To Bud Light
In the wild world of live television, anything can happen. And when Whoopi Goldberg is involved, those “anything” moments are destined to become classics. The … Read more
‘No Woke Beer’: Kid Rock Bans Bud Light At All Of His Concerts
Amidst the chorus of criticism and boycotts against Bud Light, American singer-songwriter Kid Rock has made a bold move. In a decisive act of defiance … Read more
Report: Bud Light Suffers The Worst Holiday Weekend Sales In American Beer History
Bud Light, the staple of many a backyard barbeque and festive gathering, experienced its worst holiday weekend sales in history. The timing could not have … Read more