Kid Rock: ‘Jason Aldean’s Values Are American Values’
As the dust kicked up by the controversy surrounding Jason Aldean’s latest hit, “Try That in a Small Town,” starts to settle, we find the … Read more
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Breaking: CMT Faces Bigger Boycott Than Bud Light After Cancelling Jason Aldean’s Hit ‘Try That In A Small Town’
In an unexpected turn of events more shocking than a hip-hop song at a country hoedown, Country Music Television (CMT) finds itself in the eye … Read more
Breaking: Whoopi Promotes ‘Barbie’ Movie On ‘The View’, Gets Booed By Fellow Panelists
Just when you thought daytime television couldn’t get any more dramatic, Whoopi Goldberg pulled a stunner on ‘The View’ that left her fellow panelists, not … Read more
‘They Made The Right Decision’: Whoopi Goldberg Supports CMT’s Decision To Cancel Jason Aldean’s Hit
Well folks, fasten your seatbelts! The rollercoaster ride of controversy surrounding Jason Aldean’s “Try That In A Small Town” has taken yet another vertiginous plunge. … Read more
Breaking: Emmy Awards Ban Jason Aldean For Lifetime Due To ‘Try That In A Small Town’ Controversy
Well, y’all, the country music saga involving Jason Aldean’s controversial song “Try That In A Small Town” has taken another turn more twisted than a … Read more
Just in: Jason Aldean Sues Whoopi Goldberg For A Cool $100 Billion
In a twist more shocking than a banjo solo in a hip-hop track, country music superstar Jason Aldean has decided to don a new hat … Read more
Breaking: Elon Musk Bans CMT From Twitter In Support Of Jason Aldean
Billionaire tech mogul Elon Musk, a man more known for sending rockets to space than for his country music opinions, has made a surprising move. … Read more
Breaking: Elon Musk Calls Aldean’s Hit the ‘Best Song Ever’, Invites Him to Perform on Twitter
Silicon Valley and Nashville – two places one might argue are as different as, say, electric cars and horse-drawn wagons. However, in a plot twist … Read more
‘Jason Is Like My Brother’: Kid Rock And Jason Aldean To Perform Side By Side In The Next Show
There’s an old saying in the South: “Country music is about storytelling.” Well, get ready for a story that might just outdo every country song … Read more
Breaking: Whoopi Goldberg Bashes Jason Aldean’s Hit on ‘The View’, Gets Kicked Out Immediately
In a twist more surprising than finding a healthy salad at a country fair, esteemed co-host Whoopi Goldberg has been escorted off the set of … Read more
Breaking: Comcast Gives CMT The Boot After They Pulled Jason Aldean’s Hit
In an unprecedented move that makes a Nashville bar brawl look like a line dance, Comcast has suspended Country Music Television (CMT) after they pulled … Read more
Breaking: CMT Restores Jason Aldean’s Hit Song Amid The Backlash
Country music, with its down-to-earth charm and heartstring-pulling lyrics, has always had the ability to sway the listener’s heart like a lonesome prairie wind. But … Read more