Kid Rock Drops a Bomb: CMT Gets the Boot, ‘No Jason Aldean, No Kid Rock’
In a dramatic twist of the prevailing saga of the country music world, Kid Rock has thrown down the gauntlet, aiming it squarely at Country … Read more
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Breaking: Kid Rock and Jason Aldean Unite for the ‘You Can’t Cancel America’ Tour
In a recent event that can be aptly described as the Avengers of country music assembling, Kid Rock and Jason Aldean have announced their union … Read more
Breaking: MLB Imposes Permanent Ban on Bud Light, Resulting in Billion-Dollar Losses for the Company
Oh, how the mighty have fallen! An announcement that would ordinarily be brushed aside as a satirical farce or an internet hoax has become the … Read more
‘Start Your Retirement Early’: US Team Benches Megan Rapinoe After ‘Unforgivable’ Silent Act
In an unexpected turn of events, soccer superstar Megan Rapinoe has been shockingly benched by the US national team, following what has been dubbed by … Read more
Just in: DirecTV’s CMT Ban Results in Record-Breaking Subscriber Increase
In the wild, wild west of entertainment, where ratings are king, content is gold, and controversy is the currency of the realm, something odd happened. … Read more
Breaking: Elon Musk Vows To Expose Justin Trudeau On Twitter
It was just another typical Tuesday afternoon. The birds were chirping, the stocks were fluctuating, and a SpaceX rocket was making its third attempt at … Read more
Breaking: Jason Aldean Launches Own Music Channel in Response to CMT Ban
In a plot twist that not even the most outrageous country music songs could predict, the “Dirt Road Anthem” singer, Jason Aldean, who recently faced … Read more
Breaking: Fellow Panelists Vote Whoopi Goldberg as the ‘Most Hated Person’ in Hollywood
In an absolutely bonkers turn of events that you couldn’t even fabricate if you tried, Whoopi Goldberg has been voted as the ‘Most Hated Person … Read more
Breaking: CMT’s CEO Apologizes Publicly, Admits Pulling Jason Aldean Off Air Was a ‘Mistake’
In the hallowed halls of television network offices where ego and pride tend to be currencies, a rare occurrence has just transpired. An event so … Read more
Breaking: Jason Aldean Vows To Never Return To The View Due To Whoopi Goldberg, Says ‘She’s Disrespectful’
In an unprecedented turn of events, country music superstar Jason Aldean has publicly vowed to never return to ABC’s daytime talk show, ‘The View,’ following … Read more
‘She’s Toxic’: Jason Aldean Leaves ‘The View’ After 10 Minutes Encounter With Whoopi Goldberg
Hold your horses, ladies and gentlemen! We have just witnessed the shortest debate in the history of ‘The View’! And no, it didn’t end because … Read more
TRUE: Whoopi Goldberg Trips Over Words and Feet in Jason Aldean Debate on ‘The View’
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s official: Whoopi Goldberg has proved to the world that sometimes, just sometimes, a faceplant is not just for the gymnasts or … Read more