Breaking: Whoopi Goldberg Faceplants During Interview With Elon Musk
One might have anticipated many outcomes from an interview between Whoopi Goldberg, the seasoned host of The View, and Elon Musk, the mercurial head of … Read more
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“I don’t get any respect”: Megan Rapinoe To Leave America After Heavy Criticism
America, as we know it, experienced its greatest shock since it was revealed that avocado toast costs $12 at some hipster cafes. Megan Rapinoe, the … Read more
BREAKING: Tucker Carlson Partners with Oliver Anthony in $10 Million Lawsuit Against Fox News
It seems the world has truly turned on its head, or perhaps we’re all stuck in a fever dream from which we might never awaken. … Read more
Breaking: Denzel Washington Declines Disney’s $50 Million Project, ‘They’re Too Woke’
In a shocking turn of events, Denzel Washington, the actor known for his nuanced portrayals of complex characters, has turned down a whopping $50 million … Read more
Breaking: Candace Owens Takes the Lead, Calls For Megan Rapinoe’s Sports Ban
In a surprising turn of events, conservative commentator Candace Owens has taken center stage in the ongoing saga involving Megan Rapinoe, the outspoken soccer star … Read more
Just in: Whoopi Goldberg Gets Schooled By Elon Musk For Being A Bully On The View
In our age of viral content and 280-character commentaries, it isn’t often that live television still manages to truly surprise us. That’s primarily because our … Read more
Candace Owens Goes Nuclear: Lia Thomas Should Be Banned From Women’s Sports
Candace Owens, the political commentator who never shies away from a controversial statement, has once again ignited a firestorm of debate. This time, it’s over … Read more
Breaking: After Banning Anthem Kneeling, Mike Tomlin Declares ‘No More Praying on the Field’
In a league already rife with contentious debates and polarized opinions, Mike Tomlin, the revered head coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers, has made yet another … Read more
Just in: Following Tomlin’s lead, Mike McCarthy Declares, ‘Dallas Cowboys won’t kneel during the anthem’
The ripple effects of Mike Tomlin’s controversial decision to ban anthem kneeling continue to traverse the vast expanse of the NFL. The latest coach to … Read more
Breaking: Oliver Anthony Files $10 Million Lawsuit Against Fox News
In what promises to be a landmark lawsuit, Oliver Anthony, the singer-songwriter behind the viral hit “Rich Men North of Richmond,” has initiated legal proceedings … Read more
Elon Musk: “It’s Time To Put Bill Gates In Prison”
In an unexpected twist in the billionaire saga that has captivated audiences for years, Elon Musk, the audacious CEO of Tesla and SpaceX, recently made … Read more
Breaking: Tony Dungy Backs Mike Tomlin’s Call to End Anthem Kneeling in the NFL
In the ever-evolving world of professional football, where fierce competitions aren’t limited to just the playing field, a new debate has arisen. This time, it … Read more