‘We Respect Our Artists’: NFL Unbans Beyoncé After Public Apology
In today’s fast-paced digital age, where every tweet, post, or comment can spark a global debate, the National Football League (NFL) found itself in the … Read more
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‘Men Can’t Compete with Women’: American Swimming Association Issues Lifetime Ban for Lia Thomas
In an unprecedented move that no one saw coming (or maybe everyone did, depending on which social media echo chamber you inhabit), the American Swimming … Read more
‘Don’t Want Wokeness In My Life’: Sylvester Stallone Rejects Disney’s $500 Million ‘Woke’ Movie Offer
In a move that has left Hollywood’s elite clutching their organic, sustainably-sourced pearls, Sylvester Stallone, the man who taught us all to “fight for what’s … Read more
Just in: Beyoncé Faces Nearly $10 Billion Loss Following ‘Black National Anthem’ Performance at NFL
In today’s fast-paced world, where social media trends can dictate stock market fluctuations and where a celebrity’s every move is scrutinized, dissected, and often blown … Read more
Breaking: Beyonce Apologizes After ‘Alternative National Anthem’, Affirms ‘There’s Only One Anthem’
In the ever-evolving tapestry of pop culture, few moments have resonated as deeply as Beyoncé’s recent performance at an NFL game. The choice to sing … Read more
Breaking: NFL Bans Beyonce For Life For Singing An ‘Alternative National Anthem’ At NFL
In an unexpected and unprecedented move, the National Football League (NFL) announced a lifetime ban on global music icon, Beyoncé. The cause of this startling … Read more
“I Don’t Get Any Respect Either”: Joy Behar to Leave America with Whoopi Goldberg and Megan Rapinoe
As if the nation’s collective shock wasn’t enough with Whoopi Goldberg and Megan Rapinoe announcing their intentions to depart America’s shores, Joy Behar, co-host of … Read more
Breaking: Beyonce Sings ‘Alternative National Anthem’ At The NFL, Gets Booed Off Immediately
In the vast tapestry of American sports, few events are as unifying as the National Football League (NFL) games. These events, often seen as escapes … Read more
Breaking: Elon Musk Hints on Twitter, ‘Hunter Is Going Down’
In a world where every tweet can become a headline, Elon Musk, the tech magnate and head of companies like Tesla and SpaceX, has once … Read more
Mike Tomlin: Anthem Kneelers “Hate America” and Will Be Fired On Spot
In a shocking turn of events, Pittsburgh Steelers’ head coach, Mike Tomlin, has issued an audacious directive which is sure to set tongues wagging not … Read more
Breaking: Bud Light Names Colin Kaepernick as Brand Ambassador
In a move that has left many spitting out their beer (hopefully not Bud Light), the iconic beverage brand has announced its newest brand ambassador: … Read more
Breaking: Jason Aldean Wins $100 Billion Lawsuit Against CMT
In what can only be described as a courtroom circus with a soundtrack fit for Nashville, country music sensation Jason Aldean scored a historic legal … Read more