Elon Musk to Buy CBS After January 20th, Plans to End Wokeness on Network
Elon Musk, the billionaire entrepreneur behind Tesla and SpaceX, has made waves with a bold new plan: he intends to purchase CBS, one of the … Read more
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Elon Musk Calls for Pride Flag Ban in Schools: ‘Schools Are for Learning, Not Protests’
In a controversial statement that has sparked debate across the nation, Elon Musk, the billionaire entrepreneur and CEO of Tesla and SpaceX, has called for … Read more
Joe Fat Kicked Out of Grammy Awards Event: ‘You Are Not Welcome Here’
At the 2024 Grammy Awards event, a shocking incident occurred that has left many people talking. Joe Fat, a well-known figure in the entertainment industry, … Read more
ABC Asks Tony Hinchcliffe to Replace Jimmy Kimmel After His Move to Canada: ‘Our Rating Is in Your Hands’
In an unexpected turn of events, ABC has requested comedian Tony Hinchcliffe to step in as the new host of *Jimmy Kimmel Live!* following the … Read more
“Elon Musk Plans to Buy Facebook After January 20th to Regulate Free Speech”
In a surprising turn of events, tech mogul Elon Musk has hinted at plans to purchase Facebook after January 20th, with the goal of regulating … Read more
NFL Bans Taylor Swift from Attending Chiefs Games Starting Next Season in Berlin
In a surprising turn of events, the NFL has announced that pop superstar Taylor Swift will be banned from attending Kansas City Chiefs games starting … Read more
Whoopi Goldberg Kicked Out of Golden Globes: “People Forget I’m an Actress”
Whoopi Goldberg, one of Hollywood’s most outspoken and iconic figures, has once again made headlines—this time, for being escorted out of the Golden Globe Awards. … Read more
Zachary Levi Turns Down $150 Million Netflix Deal, Declares “Never Serve Woke Netflix”
Zachary Levi, the actor renowned for his roles in *Shazam!* and *Chuck*, recently made headlines when he turned down a monumental $150 million offer from … Read more
Katy Perry Announces UK Tour After $25M Loss on USA Tour, Calls Red Wave “Not Good for Me”
Katy Perry is shifting her focus to the UK after facing a significant financial setback on her recent USA tour. The pop icon, renowned for … Read more
Denzel Washington Turns Down $50 Million Project with ‘Woke’ Tom Hanks, Says ‘I Stay Away From Woke People’
Denzel Washington, one of Hollywood’s most respected and accomplished actors, recently made headlines after reportedly turning down a $50 million collaboration with longtime friend and … Read more
Tom Cruise Turns Down $500 Million Marvel Role Over ‘Woke’ Issues
Tom Cruise, the world-renowned Hollywood icon, has made a splash in the entertainment world by rejecting a stunning $500 million offer from Marvel Studios to … Read more
Jon Voight Rejects $20 Million NFL Ad Deal with Robert De Niro, Refuses to “Work with Woke Creep”
Jon Voight, the celebrated Academy Award-winning actor, has made waves with his firm rejection of a $20 million offer from the NFL. The offer was … Read more