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Whoopi uninvited to Lisa Marie Presley’s funeral, but Elon Musk says ‘not on my watch’

“Tech mogul Elon Musk steps in to honor Whoopi Goldberg and give Lisa Marie Presley the send-off she deserves”

In a shocking turn of events, it was announced yesterday that talk show host Whoopi Goldberg has been uninvited to the funeral of Lisa Marie Presley, daughter of the late Elvis Presley.

The decision was reportedly made by Presley’s family, who cited “creative differences” as the reason for the snub.

But while the Presley family may have had their reasons for disinviting Goldberg, one person was not happy about the decision: tech mogul and entrepreneur Elon Musk.

In a series of tweets, Musk expressed his outrage at the treatment of Goldberg, calling it “disgraceful” and “unacceptable.”

“It’s a sad day when someone like Whoopi Goldberg is not welcome at a funeral,” Musk wrote. “She is a national treasure and deserves better than this.”

Musk’s tweets were met with mixed reactions, with some praising him for standing up for Goldberg, while others criticized him for inserting himself into a family matter that doesn’t concern him.

But Musk didn’t stop there. In a bold move, he announced that he will be organizing a public memorial service for Lisa Marie Presley and that Whoopi Goldberg will be the guest of honor.

The service, which will take place at one of Musk’s SpaceX facilities, will be streamed live on the internet and will feature appearances by a host of celebrity friends and fans of Presley.

“This is a way to show the world that Whoopi Goldberg is respected and loved,” Musk said in a statement. “And to give Lisa Marie Presley the send-off she deserves.”

The Presley family has yet to comment on Musk’s plans for the memorial service. Meanwhile, Whoopi Goldberg has not publicly commented on the situation, but sources say she is “touched” by Musk’s gesture.

It remains to be seen whether Musk’s memorial service will actually happen, but one thing is for sure: the funeral of Lisa Marie Presley just got a lot more interesting.”

Please note that this is a satire article and not real news, and the above information are not true and is for entertainment purposes only.

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Written by Alex Bruno

Freelance space writer Alex Bruno specializes in covering China's quickly expanding space industry. In 2021, he started writing for SpaceXMania. He also contributes to publications including SpaceNews, IEEE Spectrum, National Geographic, Sky & Telescope, and New Scientist. When Alex was a small child, he first experienced the space bug after seeing Voyager photographs of alien planets in our solar system. When not in space, Alex likes to go trail jogging in the Finnish countryside.

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