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Just in: Elon Musk to buy Hunter Biden laptop

Musk is in discussions to purchase Hunter’s laptop.

Elon Musk is a hero of the contemporary era. He’s not the selfish, half-hearted, fumbling skunk bumpkin the left-leaning media has painted him to be; rather, he’s a staunch defender of free speech, human decency, and equality for all.

A new mountain of eyeballs and minds has emerged as a result of mining Twitter’s confidential information and making them publicly visible.

I never could have crafted a worse sentence than that one.

We are all aware of Rudy Guliani’s ridiculous story, which led Twitter to ban him, about discovering Hunter Biden’s laptop in a computer repair shop—complete with a name label and all the proper information.

Not to mention that Hunter would have simply replaced a broken piece of equipment with a new one if he were as wealthy as the media would have you think.

But let’s go back to the here and now: Elon has started talks with the FBI in order to acquire the notorious Atari 800-XL so that he may investigate it for himself and bring to light the corruption that we are all certain is on it.

Top intelligence sources suggest that his initial offer of twenty billion bucks, three bloogies, an autographed Joe Barron rookie card from the 1979 Yankees, and a new Tesla that runs on farts is being considered.

An opportunity like that only arises once in a lifetime.

Will the federal government accept the businessman’s kind offer? To find out, we’ll need to keep reading the narrative. America’s Last Line of Defense is the place to keep it.

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Written by Alex Bruno

Freelance space writer Alex Bruno specializes in covering China's quickly expanding space industry. In 2021, he started writing for SpaceXMania. He also contributes to publications including SpaceNews, IEEE Spectrum, National Geographic, Sky & Telescope, and New Scientist. When Alex was a small child, he first experienced the space bug after seeing Voyager photographs of alien planets in our solar system. When not in space, Alex likes to go trail jogging in the Finnish countryside.

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