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Just in: Elon Musk Drove Kathy Griffin Into Bankruptcy

The bankruptcy of Kathy Griffin may be directly attributed to Elon Musk.

Kathy Griffin wasn’t fully aware of the consequences when she began a Twitter argument with Elon Musk. She has already lost her accounts, a lucrative HBO contract, and her seat on CNN’s New Year’s Eve program. Now she is also losing what little she still has in the way of assets due to bankruptcy.

That is the narrative being shared on social media. A thorough investigation by our fact-checking team revealed that the report is not only entirely genuine but also originates from a very reliable source.

Sadly, Griffin will not acknowledge it. When attempting to get in touch with her, our team hit a brick block and had to find or create public documents to support our claims.

According to one of these documents, it is quite evident that Griffin has filed for bankruptcy and that the only assets she has at this point are her railroad pension and a $41,000 cat tree that she constructed herself.

Her vehicle was seized and exchanged for a Vespa. The bankruptcy trustee declared that the sole piece of art she was permitted to retain was a framed photograph of her clutching Donald Trump’s head.

Therefore, despite the fact that we believe the story to be accurate and that the source is a fantastic journalist with unsurpassed journalistic integrity in the underground media, we are unable to present the proof because doing so would implicate innocent railway workers or say something unfavorable about Musk or Trump, both of which would almost certainly result in legal action.

As is the contemporary scientific standard, we just describe what we can and let the viewers draw their own judgments. Godspeed to the USA.

NOTE: This is a Satire-Article. The original owner/source of the article is mentioned below. We hope you enjoyed it, LOL

Source: Freedomfictions

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Written by Alex Bruno

Freelance space writer Alex Bruno specializes in covering China's quickly expanding space industry. In 2021, he started writing for SpaceXMania. He also contributes to publications including SpaceNews, IEEE Spectrum, National Geographic, Sky & Telescope, and New Scientist. When Alex was a small child, he first experienced the space bug after seeing Voyager photographs of alien planets in our solar system. When not in space, Alex likes to go trail jogging in the Finnish countryside.

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