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Just in: Elon Buys Plane Tracking Company That Sold His Data And Fires Everyone

Elon Musk Acquires Data-Selling Plane-Tracking Firm and Fires Its Employees.

Elon Musk’s jet’s real-time location was disclosed by an adolescent who is a fan and had no malice intended toward the entrepreneur.

He used information that was readily accessible to the public and shared it on Twitter. But Musk wasn’t having it since the corporation that sold him the data did it for financial gain.

Private Plane Trackers of America utilizes anonymous information to generate educated predictions regarding the whereabouts of flights.

After making these educated guesses, the organization works in coordination with persons who are physically present at airports to confirm the information.

Everything is pretty high-tech. People like Sweeney purchase the data for thousands of dollars when it is sold on the dark web.

Musk had a straightforward solution to the issue. Like a horrible Midler-Tomlin film, he acquired the firm, dismissed everyone, and stripped it bare.

Joe Barron, the former owner, was contacted for his opinion. He warned against messing with Elon Musk, saying that the tech billionaire had paid $47 million to have us shut down for no reason.

The adolescent who began the uproar, Sweeney, claims he did not purchase the data and is offended by the insinuation. I created a network of bots to analyze anonymized FAA flight route data and live transponder data to predict the plane’s location, and your best response is, “he purchased the info?” You clowns need a more sophisticated crowd.

Patriots, he’s not incorrect there. God bless the  USA.

NOTE: This is a Satire-Article. The original owner/source of the article is mentioned below. We hope you enjoyed it, LOL

Source: THE DUNNING-KRUGER TIMES

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Written by Alex Bruno

Freelance space writer Alex Bruno specializes in covering China's quickly expanding space industry. In 2021, he started writing for SpaceXMania. He also contributes to publications including SpaceNews, IEEE Spectrum, National Geographic, Sky & Telescope, and New Scientist. When Alex was a small child, he first experienced the space bug after seeing Voyager photographs of alien planets in our solar system. When not in space, Alex likes to go trail jogging in the Finnish countryside.

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