Alex Bruno
After finding a successor, Elon Musk will leave his position as CEO of Twitter. According to early indications, it may take months or perhaps years to fill his performance.
However, a recent development suggests Musk could find the conservative lady he’s hunting for to be just what he needs.
The billionaire is presently debating whether to transfer control of the company to one of the six women or maybe a group of as many of them as he can persuade to join a board.
As of now, candidates’ names have ranged from previous politicians like Sarah Palin to seasoned media figures like Laura Ingraham and Candace Ownes.
Musk said, “I’d also want to see some young. That hot little Tomi Lahren should come and give us a go. Prior to learning that Kaitlin was married, he called her “the pants shitter” and displayed interest in her.
Musk lamented, “I was expecting to take her for a wonderful Portuguese breakfast.
Other women, like Bristol Palin, Sarah Palin’s daughter, and Kaitlin Jenner, have also indicated an interest in the position. The verdict is still out on whether or not Jenner will be an issue for some on the right who don’t recognize a trans woman as an authentic woman.
Musk predicted that Twitter will become the best platform in the world if he found the ideal balance between expertise and attractiveness.
Godspeed, Elon Musk, and Godspeed, USA.
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