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Breaking: Elon Musk is suing the Pants off of Kathy Griffin, Fact Check – 100% True

Enough lawsuits were filed by Elon Musk to destroy Kathy Griffin.

There’s an Elon roaring all over the internet right now. According to a report about the new Head Twit, he has legal intentions to destroy Kathy Griffin.

Griffin has already dropped an HBO special, listed one of her houses for sale, and had a private auction among acquaintances of some of her favorite possessions because she was foolish enough to imitate the richest man in the world and then openly criticize him.

Griffin still harbors the hope of unloading some of her own collections, including a 40-year fixation on PEZ dispensers and a chest full of pins, some of which date back to ancient times.

Having seen a handful of them, our source predicted that they would be quite valuable. Since the Romans detested buttons, no one knows why one of them bears Julius Caesar’s blood.

If Griffin wants to pay her current legal bills without resorting to selling her famed red hair to a wax museum, she will have to put aside the mystery surrounding her buttons and PEZ dispensers.

Young ladies and gentlemen, that is what happens when you tamper with the bull. You wind up making money while you’re still living by selling 3,000-year-old buttons at an estate auction.

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Source: Freedomfictions

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Written by Alex Bruno

Freelance space writer Alex Bruno specializes in covering China's quickly expanding space industry. In 2021, he started writing for SpaceXMania. He also contributes to publications including SpaceNews, IEEE Spectrum, National Geographic, Sky & Telescope, and New Scientist. When Alex was a small child, he first experienced the space bug after seeing Voyager photographs of alien planets in our solar system. When not in space, Alex likes to go trail jogging in the Finnish countryside.

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