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Breaking: Elon Musk fires all of the Twitter staff

Musk takes drastic measure to improve Twitter, leaving users and experts questioning the feasibility of one-man management

In a shocking move that has sent ripples through the social media world, Elon Musk has announced that he has fired all of Twitter’s staff.

According to a statement released by the tech mogul, he had grown tired of the “incompetence and lack of innovation” displayed by the company’s employees and decided to take matters into his own hands.

“I’ve been using Twitter for years, and I’ve always been disappointed with the level of service,” Musk said in the statement. “The staff just can’t seem to keep up with the demands of the platform, and they’re constantly making mistakes. It’s time for a change.”

The statement went on to say that Musk will now be personally running the social media platform and that users can expect “big things” in the near future.

“I have some exciting new features and updates planned that will blow your minds,” Musk said. “This is just the beginning of a new era for Twitter.”

The move has been met with mixed reactions, with some praising Musk’s bold decision, while others are skeptical of his ability to effectively run such a large platform.

“I’m not sure how this is going to work,” said one Twitter user. “I mean, he’s a genius and all, but I don’t think he has the skills or experience to run a social media company.”

Despite the doubts, Musk remains confident in his ability to turn Twitter around.

“I’ve been running successful companies for years, and I know what it takes to make something great,” he said. “Just wait and see.”

The move has been criticized by many experts, who have said that it’s unlikely that one person, no matter how smart or successful they are, can run a social media platform the size of Twitter alone.

In a final statement, Twitter issued a statement to assure their users of the continuity of their services and that the tweet was just another one of Elon Musk’s pranks.

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Written by Alex Bruno

Freelance space writer Alex Bruno specializes in covering China's quickly expanding space industry. In 2021, he started writing for SpaceXMania. He also contributes to publications including SpaceNews, IEEE Spectrum, National Geographic, Sky & Telescope, and New Scientist. When Alex was a small child, he first experienced the space bug after seeing Voyager photographs of alien planets in our solar system. When not in space, Alex likes to go trail jogging in the Finnish countryside.

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