January 9, 2023
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Did Elon Musk just buy Google?
After turning 51, Musk expanded his corporate empire by acquiring Twitter, completing the $44 billion acquisition of the social media giant. However, since the purchase, individuals from all around the globe have pushed the creator of SpaceX to buy additional significant media and tech firms. For example, during the past weekend, there was a considerable […] More
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in SatireJust in: Elon Musk Named Honorary Congressman After Making $200 Billion Disappear
Elon Musk, a tech entrepreneur, was unanimously elected as an honorary member of Congress when he disappeared $200 billion in one year. Supposedly, when legislators considered what Musk might accomplish with an omnibus funding package, they urinated themselves with joy. Bernie Sanders, senator for Vermont, observed, “Making him an honorary Congressman seemed like a no-brainer,” while […] More
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in SatireBreaking: Elon Musk is nominated for Nobel Prize
It’s possible that Elon Musk could soon be able to add his name to the illustrious company of Nobel laureates, which includes everyone from Sadat and Obama to Martin Luther King Jr. and Professor Joe Barron. A decision on Musk’s nomination for the award, which recognizes achievements in electronics, progressive innovation, and the general pursuit […] More
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in SatireJust in: Alyssa Milano’s Temper Tantrum Over Elon Musk Has Cost Her $13 Million…So Far
She was unable to avoid becoming involved. Alyssa Milano has destroyed her life in an effort to make a point, even though she would be completely forgotten if it weren’t for her insane left-wing fanaticism. She made the disastrous decision to swap her Tesla for a Volkswagen, and then she dared to challenge the most […] More
