January 7, 2023
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Just in: Elon Musk slashes Twitter benefits; cuts meals, ‘family planning’
According to the managing editor of Platformer, Zoe Schiffer, Twitter CEO Elon Musk is reportedly cutting down on staff perks. After acquiring the social networking site in October, he has made a number of contentious cost-cutting decisions, and this is the most recent. NEW: Twitter is cutting employee benefits starting this quarter. Commuter benefits, family […] More
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in SatireBreaking: Elon Musk Will Name a Conservative Woman New Chief Twit
After finding a successor, Elon Musk will leave his position as CEO of Twitter. According to early indications, it may take months or perhaps years to fill his performance. However, a recent development suggests Musk could find the conservative lady he’s hunting for to be just what he needs. The billionaire is presently debating whether […] More
