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NASA awards ICON a $57 million contract to develop lunar infrastructure
While NASA’s Artemis exploration program goes on, the infrastructure on the moon needs to be fixed up. With this in mind, NASA has given the advanced construction technology firm ICON, most famous for their 3-D printed houses, a $57.2 million contract to research and develop building technologies for constructing landing pads, housing, and roadways on […] More
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SpaceX to launch first Commercial Lunar Lander
With SpaceX’s next rocket launch on December 1, the competition for commercial activity on the moon enters a new chapter owing to a payload that will serve as the first private landing there. Originally planned for the 30th of November, the launch of Japan’s iSpace’s Hakuto-R Mission 1 will now take place on SpaceX’s Falcon […] More
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Just in: Elon Musk threatens to release bombshell documents exposing Twitter’s Liberal management
Elon Musk, the owner of Twitter, declared on Monday that he would be disclosing all of Twitter’s information pertaining to how the social media corporation ruthlessly persecuted opposing views on its platform. The Twitter Files on the repression of free expression will shortly be posted on the social media platform. The general public has a […] More
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Watch this incredible footage of a SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket launch as seen from a passenger jet flying over the launch pad
Watching the SpaceX Falcon 9 launch is exciting, but experiencing it from a window seat on a United Airlines aircraft, 30,000 feet in the air, is much more exciting. On November 26, 2022, the Falcon 9 lifted off from Kennedy Space Center in Florida. Yesterday, astronauts Josh Cassada and Nicole Mann from NASA were able […] More
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Elon Musk declares “war” on Apple: blasts Apple CEO Tim Cook over free speech
Since Elon Musk took control, mysterious dark money organizations supported by mysterious leftists have been pushing advertisers to stop using Twitter. Since Musk declared he was BUYING the firm, they have been doing it. Advertisers are giving in to the extreme activists now that he controls the publication. Musk has stated it would get to […] More
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A NASA ambassador to reveal the latest discovery about Alien life: “This is not science fiction, this is reality.”
Despite the fact that it could look like something from science fiction, Harold Kozak, a NASA/JPL Solar System Ambassador, explains the truth as follows: We’re not on our own. Kozak will give a talk and host a PowerPoint presentation titled “The Latest Search For Extraterrestrial Life” on December 3, 2022, from 1 to 3 p.m. […] More
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NASA’s Artemis 1 Orion spacecraft breaks a record set by Apollo 13
Twelve days have passed since the launch of the Artemis I mission. The Artemis-launched spacecraft Orion is now more than 267,000 miles away from the Earth and around 44,000 miles away from the moon. It is traveling at a constant speed of 1,705 miles per hour. The record for the farthest distance a human-related spacecraft […] More
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Elon Musk reveals he sleeps with Two guns on his bedside table after firing Twitter employees
Two firearms are kept at Elon Musk’s bedside table while he sleeps. Given the large number of people he’s been letting go recently, the billionaire uploaded a photo of what he loves to have around throughout the night on Sunday at 2 a.m. Four empty Diet Coke cans were shown together with two weapons in […] More
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Alyssa Milano mocked on Twitter after returning her Tesla for a Volkswagen: Elon Musk responded
Virtue signaling is a challenging endeavor. It is considerably more difficult when the virtue signaler has no actual knowledge of the subject at hand. Actress Alyssa Milano, who is well-versed in the art of virtue signaling, did it again over the weekend when she revealed she was selling her Tesla and buying an electric Volkswagen […] More
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Elon Musk reveals features of his “Everything App” Says Twitter user signups are at an all-time high
According to slides from a corporate presentation that Twitter owner Elon Musk released, the social network is recruiting after making significant employee cuts as part of a cost-cutting campaign ever since the billionaire gained control of it. “We’re recruiting” was the only information on the opening slide. Musk undertook a drastic restructuring that first cut […] More
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SpaceX’s cargo ship Dragon successfully docks with the ISS, delivering Thanksgiving treats
On Saturday, SpaceX sent 7,700 pounds of supplies to the ISS on its 26th resupply mission, which included a variety of Thanksgiving leftover delicacies. According to CBS News, the holiday fare featured ice cream, hot green beans, apple and cranberry desserts, almond pumpkin pie, and candy corn. At 2:20 p.m. on Saturday, SpaceX’s 215-foot Falcon […] More
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Elon Musk reveals who he’d vote for in the 2024 US elections
The wealthy Elon Musk said on Friday that if Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, who just cruised to a second term, decided to run for president in 2024, he would have his support. With his victory against Charlie Crist, a Democrat, earlier this month, DeSantis solidified his position as the leading rising star in the Republican […] More